found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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