yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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