Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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