How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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