About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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