You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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