So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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