who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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