Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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