i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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