Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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