I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
tell me about the fingering
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