Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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