I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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