I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
NoShamevember. You game?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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