I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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