ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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