i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
MIDGETS
????
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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