seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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