I will die if light touches me.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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