no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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