I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
