He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My life is pants optional.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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