The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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