But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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