Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Come on in and take your pants off
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