I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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