She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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