guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
whose ass print is on the piano?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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