talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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