Buhtt sex?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
