ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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