big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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