just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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