that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
