I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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