we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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