i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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