So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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