He is an equal opportunity slut.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
