the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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