I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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