Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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