Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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