We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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