okay pat passed out under dana's car
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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