I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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