Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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