thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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