Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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