i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
be right there i have to get my cape
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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