Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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